October 2010
1 post
Bo Burnham
I love you like kings love queens Like a gay geneticist loves designer genes I need you like New Orleans needs a drought Like Hitler’s Father needed to learn to pull out And I want you Yeah, like a Lawyer/Mathematician wants some kind of proof And I want you Yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof Because love is taking that dive Then, getting really comfortable and peeing in the...
August 2010
4 posts
Satanism (LaVeyan): The dark religion? Introduction: The follower of Gauthama Buddha, or the Buddhist do not worship Buddha but follow a peaceful philosophy framed by him. Likewise, the Satanists are not followers of the Satan. Satanism is not a religion but a philosophy. Satanism is a very controversial subject in our society because people are misinformed over the true intent of the...
"Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians...
When I lose something, I just know what I lost.
I never get to know what I got because if I lost it, I don’t have it anymore.
yurp.
Is it strange you can split 'therapist' into parts...
July 2010
9 posts
A wise man once said-” If everybody questions everything you do, you are either really really smart or dumbfuck stupid.”
That wise man was me.
“It will fit like a jig saw puzzle, unraveling a mystery with every piece that...”
The good? They die young. Imma live forever.
He was four.
The boy was small for his age. Shirtless and carefree, he was the sole survivor of his four other siblings that were victims of endless poverty and lack of food. The father was an irresponsible drunk who got himself killed in a drunken brawl. The burden of the funeral costs seemed too high for the poor family of, now, two, so they robbed him of his bloody shirt, something to cover...
The 'all-guys-are-same' hypothesis
Here’s an explanation to the world greatest problem
what if all guys are not the same? what if the mistake was being made by the girl instead?
for example…. you have scotch in a glass.. lets assume that’s the girl. and you chase it with orange soda… that’s the guy. you don’t like the outcome… that’s the break-up. and you keep repeating the process...
“They say we’re dreaming too big, I say this town’s too small”
Dream
Send me a sign
Turn back the clock
Give me some time
I need to break out
And make a new name
Let’s open our eyes
To the brand new day
May 2010
3 posts
"dirty minds think alike"
April 2010
11 posts
feeling let down, thanks barca. yo jose mourinho, make the italians winn in the finals or i am coming for yo stupid ass.
I just don’t get how people can talk to a camera. It’s awkward. Back to you… beck.
Hot Chicks Eating Pizza: Winners of #2Girls1Slice →
So after receiving some very “special” pictures we have our winners. So give big props to our winners Desiree & Roseanne or as I’ve nicknamed them “2 Asian girls acting bisexual to get something they want” or better put “Every girl who has ever gone to college”. Congrats on your T-Shirts.
“The only way my day could get any better is, if two lesbians or olivia wilde and...”
vamps shouldn't feed off animals or glitter,...
March 2010
11 posts
“You are only as strong as your weakest link”
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
– Carl Sagan (via emilyposts)
i hate those mofos
who think all muslims are dangerous.
why do they have brains? or do they?
There's an inverse relationship between how good...
bet a million and a half cash
i can make you explode
past two days
Who is she?
She is believed to be Lisa Gherardini, born Tuesday, June 15th 1479. She married Francesco di Bartolomeo di Zanobi del Giocondo, a wealthy Florentine merchant, when she was 16. At the time of the painting she was 24 and had 2 sons.
The Monna lisa.
Jesus hates you.
Are you so dumb that you actually believe that Jesus loves faggots? In a recent interview, Jesus dispells all myths that he supports any sort of gay lifestyle. If you are gay and you don’t believe that Jesus hates you, read on. You may be surprised to find out the real truth straight from the mouth of the Son of God.
Are you a homosexual? Do you think it’s okay to have...
a comment on a woman
that was raped: “The way she was dressed, she was asking for it”
no, dude. no she was not.
just because i may look very very hungry, doesn’t mean random people should come up to me and jam a sandwich down my throat.
-Phil
HA!!
Karen told me I would find my dream girl in the loony bin…. or the prison! and Bhoomika told me i would get suspended for school for just about anything and Bobiya told me I was the most likely one of her friends to run away from the cops! Anna predicted my curiosity will get me in international trouble.
Hi, I’m Ravi Sharan. I am a real badass, pleased to meet you.
February 2010
14 posts
a snow day
Hot woman with gun and zombies
someone knows what i want <3
dont be such a slut
i forgot what i was going to say after that
retarded old guys play cricket
cause that game is more gay than two naked guys having butt sex.
one of those days..
.. where i might step on you to feel better
let me see if i have this right?
I do what i want.
I cannot do what i want.. cause its not lawful.
therefore its safe to agree laws are there to mend people like me?
if people like me did not exist,
laws that mend us aren’t needed… agreed?
Therefore essentially letting people do what they want
cause there are no laws
assuming the law mends everybody like me
then we go back to not having people like me
and...
meh :P
whenever god decided to take a leak
it rains.
&when it pours cats&dogs… you can bet God is on his 4th beer.
stupid people.
i dont know what i would do without you people. i need someone to laugh at.
hahahahahaha you guys suck
much love, stupid people.
ok i am amazed
thats what she said. blah btw, i found this first ever printed copy of… omg wait for it…. SUPERMAN… online!! a carbon copy of that shits worth like 41000$. i feel really bad! the high powered light of a copier machine could damage the paint used in the comics. i am such a geek. fuck me hard from all sides.
i will not have sex for the rest of my life and not masturbate 4 times a...